Ahh yes. The donutgasm.
Sorry for the noise. Good luck with your afib. Kthxbai.
When you’re in the middle of an EGD and the intern wants to biopsy esophageal varices that haven’t yet ruptured…
BACK. THE FUCK. AWAY.
Requested: Sue marrying herself.
"What in the GD hell?"
The one and only episode of Glee I’ve ever seen—for obvious reasons.
"You are a bully."
"I am nottt."
The Fun-Filled Captioned Adventures of George Washington